- Like a whore, will eat all of your peanut butter (where "whore"="someone who eats all of your peanut butter")
- Literally forces you to stay up all night watching Sports Night.
- May, of his own volition, install a new stereo in your car, replacing the perfectly serviceable empty hole that was already there.
- Will cook bacon in your kitchen in the morning, which, while it smells yummy, is secretly yucky bacon.
- Two words: way too much coffee
- subrisk: will lose the ability to count the number of words in standard English phrases.
- Nope, never mind, that's all I've got.
*based on a sample size of one (1) visit. Also possibly not previously unknown. Many of these things are not actual risks. Some of them are not specific to Sam. And okay, fine, I wanted to complain that Sam ate all my peanut butter, but needed some sort of excuse to do so. Please bite me.