OaO Presents: Hilarity for Nerd Sportsfan Rockstar Wannabes™

Picabo Street, if I may digress again, is my second favorite winter Olympics subject, after curling. In my musician days I made up a song inspired by her name: "Peekaboo Street." My baby lived on it. It was writing songs like that that made me the man I am today: a former musician.

-King Kaufman

OaO Presents: Hilarity for Nerds™

From my friend Tom:

I failed my saving throw against charisma and became a die-hard Obama supporter.